FunnyLove Message

I love you more than pizza. And that is an incredibly serious statement.

You're the reason I smile at my phone and look like a complete weirdo in public.

I'd go through anything for you. Although I'd prefer if it involved snacks.

You make me so happy that I sometimes temporarily forget how to function.

I love you like the internet loves cats — infinitely and without reason.

Congratulations! You've been selected as my favorite human. Benefits include hugs.

I love you more than I love sleep. Don't make me regret saying that.

You're the whole zoo — butterflies, fireworks, the chaos, all of it.

I appreciate you. I also appreciate that you put up with me. Respect.

You're literally the reason I wake up every day. My alarm clock is a close second.

I would share my fries with you. That's how serious this is.

My favorite sport is spending time with you. I'm very dedicated.

I love you so much it's actually slightly inconvenient.

You're my favorite thing to think about, which is unfortunate because I think about you constantly.

I like you even when I'm hungry. That's rare.

Love you to the moon and back. But if we could grab a snack along the way, perfect.

You make me ridiculously happy. I'd complain about it, but I really can't.

I'd follow you anywhere. Except maybe Monday mornings. Those are rough.

You have no idea how much willpower it takes not to text you every five minutes.

My heart chose you and then my brain had absolutely no say in the matter.

I love you so much I'd even split the last slice with you.

You make my heart go supersonic in the most embarrassing way possible.

Loving you should come with a warning label — highly addictive.

I was perfectly fine before you. Now I'm simply obsessed. Thanks.

You're my default when someone asks who my favorite person is. Takes no thought.

I love you more than I love being right. That is my biggest sacrifice and I mean it.

If loving you is wrong, I don't want to be right — and I really like being right.

You are my emergency contact and my favorite contact. Efficient.

The way I feel about you is embarrassingly sappy and I'm fully at peace with that.

You stole my heart and then had the audacity to be adorable about it.

Loving you makes me do weird things like smile at random objects and hum.

I told my heart to stop being dramatic about you. It refused.

You're my favorite inconvenience.

I love you enough to let you have the last cookie. That's basically a marriage proposal.

You make my heart do things that my brain completely failed to authorize.