Good Morning Funny Message for HimLove Message

Good morning! I love you more than bacon, and you know how I feel about bacon. Don't let it go to your head.

Rise and shine! I'd bring you coffee in bed, but I'm still trying to find my own way to the kitchen.

Good morning, handsome. I was going to send you a sexy text, but then I remembered I haven't brushed my hair yet and it seemed dishonest.

Wake up! The world needs your muscles, and I need you to open this jar of pickles.

Good morning! I love you even when you're snoring like a freight train. That's true commitment.

Morning, babe! You're the reason I wake up with a smile — and a very small portion of the duvet.

Good morning! I hope your day is as great as you think you are at video games.

Rise and shine, sleepyhead! I've been thinking about you since I woke up... mostly about how you're hogging all the pillows.

Good morning! I'm sending you this text to let you know that I'm officially awake and ready for you to buy me breakfast.

Morning, handsome! You're the only guy I'd wake up early for... unless there's a really good sale at the mall.

Good morning! I love you more than a Sunday morning with no alarm clock.

Wake up! If I were there, I'd give you a kiss, but since I'm not, you'll have to settle for this text. You're welcome.

Good morning, my king. Your throne (the office chair) awaits, and your servant (me) is still in bed laughing at memes.

Morning! I hope your day is filled with as much joy as I feel when I find money in my old jeans.

Good morning! You're the 'ctrl' to my 'c', the 'ctrl' to my 'v', and the person who forgets to put the seat down.

Rise and shine! I'd bring you the moon and stars, but they're too heavy and I've already done my workout for the year.

Good morning, babe. I had a dream about you last night... you were finally admitting that I'm the boss in this relationship.

Morning! Just a reminder that I'm the luckiest girl in the world, mostly because you're so good at killing spiders.

Good morning! May your coffee be strong and your coworkers be bearable today.

Wake up, handsome! I'm already counting down the minutes until I can hear your terrible jokes in person again.

Good morning! I love you more than I love my phone. And I'm currently using my phone, so that's high praise.

Morning! You're the reason I'm smiling at my screen like a dork while everyone else is grumpy.

Good morning! If life gives you lemons, make lemonade and then find someone who has vodka. Also, I love you.

Rise and shine! I'm officially nominating you for the 'World's Handsomest Man with Bed Head' award.

Good morning! I hope your day is as wonderful as the first time you realized I was always right.

Morning, sunshine! You're the only person I want to text before I've had my morning stretch. Barely.

Good morning! I'd say I love you to the moon and back, but that's a long walk and I'm feeling lazy.

Wake up! I'm sending you a virtual hug because the real one would require me to put on a bra.

Good morning! You're the 'burger' to my 'fries', the 'coke' to my 'pizza', and the 'hey' to my 'what'.

Morning, babe! I love you more than gaming. Okay, maybe it's a tie, but you're definitely up there.

Good morning! I hope your day is productive, but not so productive that you forget to tell me how pretty I am.

Rise and shine! You're the only person I'd share my last slice of pizza with. Maybe.

Good morning! I'm pretty sure we're the best duo since Batman and Robin. I'm Batman, obviously.

Morning! You're my favorite human to argue about nothing with.

Good morning! I love you more than a gamer loves a low ping.

Wake up, handsome! I'm already thinking about what you're cooking me for dinner tonight.

Good morning! Just a reminder that I'm the brains of the operation. But you have the nice arms.

Morning! I hope your day is as bright as your face when you see the delivery guy.

Good morning! You're the reason my notifications are always full of heart emojis. Keep it up.

Rise and shine! I'd write your name in the clouds, but I don't have a sky-writer license.

Good morning, babe. I love you more than I love being right. Wait, let me rethink that... no, I still love you more.

Morning! I'm sending you this text to brighten your day and because I can't reach the top shelf.

Good morning! You're the only person I'd share my blanket with. Even if you are a blanket thief.

Wake up! The sun is up, the world is moving, and I'm still waiting for you to tell me I'm your favorite.

Good morning! I love you more than a dog loves its favorite squeaky toy.

Morning, handsome! I'm officially declaring today 'International [Your Name] Appreciation Day'. You're welcome.

Good morning! I'd walk a thousand miles for you, but I'd rather just drive and have you pay for the gas.

Rise and shine! You're the best thing that's ever happened to me, right after the invention of the internet.

Good morning! I love you more than I love sleeping. And I really, really like sleeping.

Morning! Just wanted to say I love you before you start being all handsome and distracting me from my work.